Mission Statement & Initial Operating Procedure

This blog is devoted to ripping apart the lyrics of songs line by line until the "artist" is reduced to a puddle of trembling feces. While I know very little about the actual composition of music, and can thus only comment on what I like or dislike, I do know good writing. The level at which absurdly terrible lyrics are being attached to actual musical melodies has reached an alltime high, and I simply will not stand for it. One of the worst offenders is Chad Kroeger of Nickleback fame, and I was actually given the idea for this blog by a compilation of Nickleback's songs on a comedy radio morning show in which the hosts interjected frequently to make fun of Kroeger's lyrical genius. I hope you enjoy, and if so feel free make contributions. Just follow the model of my posts lampooning various songs, or simply make a suggestion of a song I need to work on myself.